A to Z 2014

A to Z 2014
A to Z 2014

Monday, March 25, 2013

Thanks to Leigh, my awesome sis-in-law, I signed up to participate in this year's "Blogging From A to Z Challenge".   We all need some motivational help once in a while,  right?  Here's the link for anyone else who works better under pressure.  I'll read yours if you'll read mine:) 

http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/2012-to-z-challenge-sign-up-list.html

March

The month of March is so aptly named.  We know we are moving towards spring but certainly not at quick step.  In fact, it feels more like we are marching in place, you know, "right, left, right, left, right, with an occassionally "about face" thrown in.  One step forward, two steps back, etc.
And just in case you didn't know ..
- The word March was originally the fist month of the Roman calendar.  It was the beginning of the calendar year until we changed to the Gregorian calendar in 1752.
- Anglo-Saxons called the month Llyd monath which means Stormy month or Hraed monath which means Rugged month.  Both are apropo.
- Marbles were traditionally played through Lent and stopped on the stroke of twelve noon on Good Friday, which in some places was called Marble Day (maybe this is where "I think he's lost his marbles" came from?).
- The Narcissus (wild daffodil) is the flower most associated the March.  It is also known as the Lent Lily because it blooms in early spring and the blooms usually drop before Easter.
- March is the birth month of my oldest son.
- When March come in like a lion it goes out like a lamb.
- As it rains in March so it rains in June (lucky for us it doesn't say anything about snow)!
- And of course who can forget, "Beware the Ides of March"?
Now that you have cluttered you head with all these little know facts, go fill out your "March Madness" pick and may the best man/women win!


  

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Andorra


As I ponder how best to chronicle the events I am about to share with you, I am reminded by Danto, my closest friend, that it is usually best to start at the beginning.  A daunting task since this tale began almost six hundred years ago in what is now known as Andorra, a tiny principality, nestled in the Pyrenees on the French-Spanish border.

Narrow valleys and mountainous terrain dominate the landscape but sprinkled here and there one would see a pretty little village or the occasional small hamlet.  Clear mountain air, clean mountain streams, and simple living are often attributed for the general longevity of the populous, with many Andorran’s living well past 100 years.  Unfortunately, my life ended at the ripe age of 21, but I get ahead of myself.  The year was 1381, and at that time the country was under the join rule of Spain and France, a unique agreement to be sure.  Spain’s interests were represented by the pious and portly Bishop of Urgel and due to his influence Catholicism was and still remains the predominant religion of the region.  France, however, chose a nobleman, the esteemed Count of Foix, Gaston III Phoebus often referred to as Lord of the Pyrenees and as luck would have it he was also my father.

Beauty, a word not usually associated with male appearance, was in Gaston’s case an apt description.  Blessed with an Adonis physique, a thick mane of curling blonde hair, and eyes as blue as a summer sky, my father was an exceedingly handsome and charismatic man.

My lady mother, Agnes of Evreux, was the beautiful and very spoiled daughter of Philip III, Count of Evreux and his wife Joan II, whose brother Charles II was King of Navarre.  As a member of two very old and powerful families she was raised with wealth and privilege and expected to be treated as no less than the royal she was.

My parent’s arranged marriage was intended to expand and strengthen their aristocratic families but unfortunately it was destined to failure from the beginning.  My father wanted nothing more than to pursue his interests prior to marriage, namely hunting, arms, and chasing attractive women not necessarily in that order, and my mother was ill-suited to pay the role of dutiful wife to a narcissistic, unfaithful husband.

Although my parents marriage was accrimonious they somehow managed to produce an offspring.  I was born in 1360, and was christined Gaston IV Phoebus.  Three short years later my mother returned to Navarre with me in tow and later divorced my father who I rarely saw after that.  I became a ward of my great-uncle, King Charles, also known as “Charles the Wicked” or “Charles the Bad”, both well deserved monikers.

Charles was deceitful and unscrupulous by nature. In the power struggle between France and England he alternately allied himself with both powers, repeatedly switching sides in order to further his own agendas.  He had no compunction in taking advantage of my youth to foster a deep resentment towards my father meanwhile instilling in me a desire to revenge the disregard shown my mother.
When I reached my twenty-first year my uncle succeeded in his encouragements that I exact retribution.  A plot was hatched to poison the Count during one of my rare visits to him.  Ultimately the attempt was unsuccessful.  My father, furious at my duplicity, attacked me with such ferocity that I was caught completely by surprise.  In the ensuing brawl I was heaved over his shoulder and pitched head first down the great stairway of my father’s manor resulting in my  immediate demise from a broken neck.  Of course many believed my death was no accident and this dear reader is where the story begins.